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Tzadik is a title in Judaism given to people considered righteous, such as biblical figures and later spiritual masters. The root of the word ṣadiq, is ṣ-d-q, which means \"justice\" or \"righteousness\". When applied to a righteous woman, the term is inflected as tzadeket singularly or tzidkaniot in the plural.

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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the 0 say to the 8?","punchline":"Nice belt.","id":165}

{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}

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Hypership Out of Control is a 2011 shooter game developed by American studio Fun Infused Games and released on September 15, 2011, for iOS. A sequel was released on January 20, 2014, entitled Hypership Still Out of Control. The first game was released on Steam for Windows on Septem